Номер 45, страница 73 - гдз по английскому языку 7 класс (enjoy english) учебник Биболетова

45 Have you got a sense of humour? Read the jokes and choose the joke you like best. Act it out with your partner.

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Teacher: Tommy, why are you late for school today?

Tommy: Every time I come to a corner a sign says, "School. Go slow."

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Father: Well, Bobby, I've talked to your teacher today. He doesn't like neither your homework nor your classwork. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Bobby: I don't know, father.

Father (angrily): Oh yes, you do. Think! When all the boys and girls are reading or writing, who sits in class and only watches how other people work?

Bobby (happily): It's our teacher, father.

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Andrew: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Andrew: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

45 У тебя есть чувство юмора? Прочитай анекдоты и выбери тот, который тебе нравится больше всего. Разыграй его со своим партнером.

Ответ:

I like the joke about Andrew and the chemical formula for water the best because it plays on words and sounds very funny.

(Мне больше всего нравится анекдот про Эндрю и химическую формулу воды, потому что он основан на игре слов и звучит очень смешно.)

🎧 45 Listen and read. Learn the poem by heart.

Susan Whitworth

School Days

The happiest days of your whole life

(So all the grown-ups say),

But I would never go to school

If I could have my way.

My pencil point¹ is broken,

My pens run out of ink²

My head’s just filled with sawdust³

And with sawdust you can’t think.

The happiest days of your whole life!

(So all the grown-ups say),

But I would never go to school

If I could have my way!

¹ point [pɔɪnt] — кончик

² ink [ɪŋk] — чернила

³ sawdust ['sɔ:dʌst] — опилки