B, страница 50 - гдз по английскому языку 10 класс рабочая тетрадь Афанасьева, Михеева

Unit 2. In harmony with others. VI. Bonus for Eager Learners - страница 50.

Условие.

B. Read the jokes. Find some more English jokes and share them with your classmates. Say ♫ what kind of jokes you like.

a) — Which is the longest word in the English language?

— I don't know. Do you?

— Yes, I do.

— Well, fire away. What is it?

— Smiles.

— That isn't very long. Only six letters.

— Ah, but there is a mile between the first and the last one.

b) — Which word becomes shorter if you put another syllable on its end?

— There is no answer to this question. You can't make a word shorter if you add a syllable to it.

— Oh, yes, you can. It's the word "short". If you put the syllable -er on the end, it's shorter.

c) "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

d) Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher, I'm having trouble listening.

e) Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

Решение.

Решение 2.

B. Прочитайте шутки. Найдите еще несколько английских шуток и поделитесь ими со своими одноклассниками. Скажите, какие шутки вам нравятся.

Ответ:

Here are some more English jokes:

Вот еще несколько английских шуток:

1. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

1. Почему учебник по математике был грустным?

Потому что у него было слишком много проблем (задач).

2. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

2. Как вы называете поддельную лапшу?

Самозванка (игра слов: impasta созвучно с impostor — самозванец, и pasta — паста).

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

3. Почему пугало получило награду?

Потому что оно было выдающимся в своем поле (игра слов: outstanding in his field — выдающийся в своей области / торчащий в поле).

I like puns and jokes based on wordplay, just like the ones in the textbook exercise. I think they are clever and funny.

Мне нравятся каламбуры и шутки, основанные на игре слов, как в упражнении из учебника. Я думаю, они умные и смешные.